Thursday, November 13, 2008

Look, I Made a Stain!

Well, I'm certainly no Joe Stains, but I have been known to leave my mark around the house in my own special way. This is my favorite type of stain to make. Can you guess how I made it?

I made it with my tongue! Yes, I am a couch-licker. I am also a bed-sheet-licker. I feel so proud of my stain, even though I know that it will dry in a few minutes and is therefore not really a stain, per se. But still, I am proud of my handiwork.

In other important news, my friend Dannan gave me a special award. It is an award that says I am a Cool Blog!!! Thanks so much, Dannan!
I would like to pass this award on to ChaChi Lu. I am a little bit worried about her because she has been gone for so long...I hope she is okay.

Bye for now,
Poppy the Little Blonde Couch-Licker

Pee Ess:
For those of you who were interested, here is the whole sordid tale of The Unpleasantness. I was with Mommy at Sivan's house. We were there to take her out for a mid-day walk because her parents couldn't come home that day from work. However, when we got there, Uncle Ben was there anyway. Surprise! So we just hung out and played for a while.

Sivan and I were in the backyard with Mommy. Uncle Ben was inside. Mommy gave Sivan a treat, but she didn't like it, so she just dropped it on the ground. When Sivan dropped it, I went over to investigate and maybe eat it myself. Well, that made Sivan VERY mad and she growled and snapped and bit me! I screamed and ran away, but she chased me. Mommy screamed, "Heeeeelp!!!!" and grabbed Sivan by the collar. And Uncle Ben came running outside and found me waiting at the sliding door. Mommy said, "Pick her up!!!!"

Then the three of us went inside and Sivan stayed outside for a while. I was so scared that my bottom leaked a little bit. It smelled bad. It was the smell of terror! Mommy was also scared, but the only thing that leaked on her was her eyes, thank goodness! There was a little hole on my leg where Sivan had bitten me, so Mommy took me to the vet to get it cleaned and bandaged.

And that was that. Sivan and I don't really get to see each other all that much anymore. Which is sad because I used to love her so much that I would howl when we were separated. :(

15 comments:

The Furry Kids said...

YOu did good! We won't tell you what we thought it was at first. hee hee

Love,
Tazo

Eduardo said...

She that stain to Joe so he can inspect it you may get the stain award! Congrats on your award from Dannan! I'm really about what happened at Sivan's house! I know your going to miss going over there! But your Mommy knows whats best for you!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Lacy said...

w00f's Poppy, congrats on ur award..and wow, thats a pawsome stain, u will haff to show it to joe when they git back..me sorry dat doggie bit u..

b safe,
~rocky~

Rambo said...

Poppy,
you got bit by your friend? Poor dog. Don't worry...I heard G-Mom once say that her friend stabbed her in the back and she's still alive.
love,
Rambo

Tadpole said...

Poppy! I am a carpet-licker, but not in the inappropriate-to-mention-on-a-blog way. I lick and lick and lick the carpet for hours on end and my girl does NOT like it!

And OMD I do something that my girl calls "releasing his anal glands" when I am VERY scared... sounds like your "smell of terror"! We are so much alike!! :-)

Shmoo said...

Sam, the Spineless Bionic Hip pup husky is a sheet sucker and pillowcase sucker... what is it with you spineless ones?

Meeshka

Lorenza said...

You deserve the Joe Stains award!
Congratulations on your award!
I hope ChaChiLu is ok too!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Deefor said...

Arrow is a pillow licker. He can make other stains too. Sorry about Sivan. Sometimes bigger doggies scare me.

Deefor

Jemma said...

Poppy,

Thanks for sharing The Unpleasantness.
That is very scary, Mom would be crying, too.
We're glad that you're a-okay! :)

Daisy said...

Oh Poppy, I can see that you are very, very proud of your little stain!

Riley & Tiki said...

I lick the bed and the couch too! And the kitties, they are tasty! Sorry you got bit!

Kesey

Team Tabby said...

Poppy, good for you. Sometimes sofas need a little sprucing up! We are sorry to hear your friend, Sivan, bit you, but glad to hear your mom was with you to help you out. Congratulations on your award!

Mindy, Moe, Bono

Mack said...

I can sit and lick my couch for hours on end!

Team Tabby said...

Come to our blog, we've given you an award!

Mindy, Moe, Bono

Bernard Hinault Lilje said...

I thought I was the only wierd dog who savored the couch! I lick the couch all the time especially after drinking water....

bernard